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what is mastodon and why you shouldn't use it Anonymous 06/12/2019 (Wed) 14:16:41 No. 69
GNU Social was alive and well for the longest time. It previously was created out of older projects. There were some spin offs, but all were compatible and all server software got along. Then one day a 20-something year old twitter user wanted to make his own server software to replace twitter. He thought GNU Social wasn't good enough for his purposes so he asked for help to develop a new software suite. His name was Gargon. Gargon had never programmed anything in his life, but this did not stop him. The GNU Social developers thought "Oh, nice! More people to help grow the Fediverse!" So they helped him develop the prototype to Mastadon. Then, after the Prototype was fine enough, he decided to make some tweaks of his own. These tweaks made the network as a whole similar and buggy. He didn't fret! This was a good thing! It meant people would have to use Mastadon! But then, after he deployed Mastadon no one wanted to use it. Gargon was sad. Then he remembered how fast things get latched on when a certian group of harpies and sirens promote it! He got the courageous Zoe Quinn to promote it! Mastadon was saved! Eventually, the people that these harpies and sirens got to use his network discovered that the people who were already on the Fediverse were evil and vile. Some were trump supporters, and others didn't check their privledge! So in order to save humanity, they decided to block entire servers rather than individual users. With that, the GNU Social software was even more buggy and slow. Gargon was not finished with his crusade. He paid to have news articles written about his "New software" and his "New network". "Courageous day, I'm famous" thought Gargon!
Edited last time by vol2 on 01/21/2020 (Tue) 13:31:38.
At last, GNU Social has now died due to it's incompatiblity with the growing Mastadon network. Plemora was made to combat the growing Mastadon Bug-Ware and now 98% of Twitter Migrants now think the Fediverse is wholly Mastadon and Gargon is its inventer.
Edited last time by vol2 on 01/21/2020 (Tue) 13:32:40.
>>69
Legit thouched you pulled it out of your ass this enitire story sounds too good to be true
>>71
it's not mine but it's worth posting
they said gnu social is kill [because of mastorbatodon] and pleroma replaced it
>>71
The story is generally accurate but there is one big detail it messed up
Gargamel started instance blocking long before it had its fif***** minutes of fame, he despised a lot of the existing GS fediverse straight off the bat. Before he did though, the community was already awful, one particularly infamous thread had multiple leftist Masto users before instance blocking telling a GS user to kill himself. How diverse, how accepting of others.
Mastodon sucks anyway, it legitimately DDOSd smaller GS instances which led to a few globally blocking all Masto instances out of necessity.
t. Was there for the entire thing

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what social network to us instead?
>>74
you mean instead of mastodon? pleroma
>people still use non permaweb / dapp software in current year kek
Edited last time by vol2 on 10/05/2019 (Sat) 20:46:48.
>>76
what did he mean by this
since masgodon is sjw feminazi den, one thing you can do is sign up and trigger them
>>69 >the people who were already on the Fediverse were evil and vile. Some were trump supporters, and others didn't And absolutely all of them... didn't *****ing exist
Edited last time by vol2 on 10/05/2019 (Sat) 20:46:58.

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>>79
wut
https://bvll.neocities.org/mastodont/
>>78 ***** off *****
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